I’m like Lady Tremaine and I’ll lock you in the basement
I’m The Queen of Hearts, I’ll chop yer head off
I’m Captain Hook. . .minus having my hand bitten off by a crocodile. . .
I’m maleficent. . .except i’d be a majestic dinosaur instead of a butt ugly dragon ^_^
I’m Ursula and i’ll steal your voice so you can’t ask me if i have a date for my surgery yet
I’m Gaston (except i don’t get all the girls. . .cos i am a girl and i like boys. . .)
I’m Scar and i’ll throw you off a cliff and lie to you and make you run away from home and make you hate yourself. . .LOL JK JUST KIDDING (I’m not THAT mean)
I’m Hades, all godly and whatnot. . .ALL HAIL ME!!
I’m Doctor Facilier and ima poison all your Christmas and New Years drinks
I’m Mother Gothel and i;ll lock you in a tower. . .until you rebel and run away.
Get the picture?! STOP ASKING ME IF I HAVE A DATE FOR MY SURGERY!
Rant over ^_^